Okay, as I'm fumbling around through the mountain of "miracle" creams and potions in my bathroom, I'm struck by how much damage I must have done to myself over the years. If I hadn't spent the equivalent of a college fund on all these products, just how old would I look? Each claims to either "reduce lines and wrinkles by 78%", "noticibly lift the sagging facial contours", or "take 10 years off your face". I'm 51 and look every day of it. By my account, with all the products I've actually used just in the past year, I should look no older than my eleven-year-old granddaughter.
I want a refund.