As we sat in church on Sunday, Mark asked if I had the checkbook in my purse. "I have the checkbook," I said, "but I doubt there's any money in the account."
He chuckled, and said, "Oh well, what's new?," and reached out to take the checkbook from me.
"You're not planning to write God a bad check, are you?"
"No," he answered, "I'm writing Him an IOU."