Dang, Martha even has a turkey yard! (That's a new term to me, but then again, I don't raise poultry.) She just rattled off the names of three varieties (breeds? What do you call something you're going to eat?) that she's raising. I can barely remember the names of my children. (Well, I can remember the names, just not who they belong to.)
Gardening, cooking, entertaining, decorating, crafting, home maintenance (yes, I've seen her whip out the tools and do some real work), and now I'm learning she raises her own poultry and keeps bees.
I've got to stop watching her show. It's bad for my self-esteem.