(Apologies to Jimmy Buffett for butchering his song title.)
I'm not reMarthable. If you don't get the reference, you aren't watching enough Martha Stewart. Unfortunately, I watch her shows way too much. It isn't healthy. Not for me, anyway. As I previously posted, it's just too much pressure.
For those who can live up to that standard, I say more power to you. I think the difference is in how we tackle life. People who are reMarthable most likely embrace life. Me? It's more like I'm clinging to the last scrap of hope. And that's one scrap that's hard to turn into something beautiful.
I enjoy cooking. Sort-of. The wonderful, delicious-sounding meals I see prepared on Martha's shows would never fly in my home. I had expected that by this point in my life I would be cooking for just me and my husband, and I was sure I could turn him around to a more gourmet lifestyle if only because he would starve to death otherwise. But I'm still cooking for three picky people. Some evenings I'm tempted to set out a variety of jarred baby food and let them go at it.
What can I say about crafting? Martha makes it look so easy. But when I go into my cramped, unorganized crafting space (the one I share with our exercise equipment, a large tv, giant desk and various kitchen appliances), for some reason nobody has bothered to lay out all my needed supplies in an orderly fashion. The same thing with home improvement/repairs. Recently I watched Martha learning to re-grout bathroom tile. Not only don't I have an expert there to guide me through the process, but I can be assured that when I personally go to assemble all the necessary tools (because I'm self-reliant that way), something will either be missing or the battery will be dead.
And don't get me started on how great Martha looks. I'm pretty sure she's at least 15 years older than me. I doubt anyone would guess that. Shouldn't she have wrinkles? At least on her face if not in her clothes. And speaking of clothes, how can she cook and not splatter grease on hers??? I wear a giant apron and I still come away from my stove covered with stains. But if things don't change around here soon, in the very near future those stains will come from opening jars of pureed carrots.