In August we decided a trip to the beach was in order. School was about to start. I wanted to give the kids a reason to live. I had my reason to live: school was about to start. Yeah, it was all good.
My husband and kids were playing in the waves, leaving me lying on the beach all alone. I was trying to look all "cougar-ish" when I spotted a couple of young men on bicycles who had stopped abruptly in front of me. One was breathing heavily and attempting to look tired, but I knew what was really going on. It wasn't the heat of the day, it was my hotness that was leaving him breathless. I casually glanced down to be sure I was making the most of my "attributes" when I noticed my top was slightly askew, giving the guys a free show. Well, you know what they say. You get what you pay for. They left rather quickly.
Sorry, no refunds.