My husband and kids were playing in the waves, leaving me lying on the beach all alone. I was trying to look all "cougar-ish" when I spotted a couple of young men on bicycles who had stopped abruptly in front of me. One was breathing heavily and attempting to look tired, but I knew what was really going on. It wasn't the heat of the day, it was my hotness that was leaving him breathless. I casually glanced down to be sure I was making the most of my "attributes" when I noticed my top was slightly askew, giving the guys a free show. Well, you know what they say. You get what you pay for. They left rather quickly.
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