Exactly when does menopause become post-menopause? I mean, if menopause starts when a woman has gone at least a year without menstruating, when does post-menopause begin? The next day? The next year? When you no longer feel an overwhelming desire to kill your spouse?
If postpartum depression is triggered after having a child, can I still be suffering if my youngest is eight years old? And what if I didn't actually give birth to the child? I did have children, just not the ones I'm raising right now. And I am depressed. If it isn't postpartum depression, what can I call it? And is it okay to treat it with alcohol?
Hide the knives and pass me the wine.