In my home there are four people and three bathrooms. It doesn't matter what time of day, what day of the week, or which bathroom I use...I think every time I go I have to replace the toilet paper roll. Sometimes it's obvious the last person intentionally left behind just a square or two. You know, technically it wasn't empty.
Today I went to Michael's for a little retail therapy after my dental appointment. First stop--the bathroom (I'd been at the dentist's for a while). I sat my naked behind down and immediately checked the paper situation (too many past regrets). Whoops. No paper.
I immediately started to re-dress myself and move to another stall when I spotted the giant toilet paper roll propped on the back of the toilet. I sat back down, reached for the giant roll, then noticed the paper holder on the wall didn't have a locking door. (You know society has reached an all-time low when every public place has to lock up the scratchy one-ply toilet paper.) I put the giant roll onto the dispenser and faced the hard, cold truth.
No matter where I go, there's a good chance I'll be refilling the toilet paper.
Monday, March 16, 2015
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