I won't be wasting my money on expensive facial creams and serums any more. If anything, I'll start a savings account with what I would normally spend on them. Some day (God willing, very soon), I'll have enough for what I obviously really need--a full-blown facelift.
I got the senior citizen discount today. I didn't ask for it. I didn't want it. It was only 5%. All that humiliation and I saved a whopping $2.88 at the grocery store.
I wanted to believe that maybe this particular store gives the discount to anyone over 50. I'd like to think I don't look over 50. Well, I've been proven wrong.
According to this store's website, today I benefitted from their "Club 60" senior discount. Not only do I look over 50, I look over 60. Dammit, I just turned 52.